Cape Cod

everyone who lives there is depressed, dumb, addicted to drugs/drinking, ratchet as fuck, and hates their lives.

“Cape Cod fucking blows I can’t wait to graduate and get the FUCK out of here”

by haksnkssnskndns October 18, 2017

Cape Cod Gillotine

When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly

Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"

Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"

by LynchAn1gga August 6, 2009

Cape may county

A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.

Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?

Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.

Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.

by gwyxyjndijebx September 1, 2017

cape coral

Better known as Cape Coma.
Nothing happens in Cape Coma.
It is the Florida city people talk about when they say old people come here to die.
Nothing happens in this fucking town!

What are we going to do tonite?
NOTHING, we live in Cape Coral bitch.

by Ian Powell September 28, 2006

Cape cod

Our little piece of heaven on earth.

sand, sea, sun, what more could you want? and its still all there in the winter even if the temperature drops.

by a cape girl May 3, 2005

Cape Girls

Cape Girls aren't like other girls. They know how to have fun, keep the good times rolling, not just party, but do things others wouldn't think of. Growing up with sand between their toes, wind in their hair, and the smell of the ocean, they grew up in the best place on Earth. There's nothin like the wild things they do at night, during the day, chillin at the beach, late nights on the sand, bonfires, parties, driving around with the top down and a bathing suit on, never ending summers, cuz no matter what time of the year it is, there's always something to do on the cape and the cape girls kno about it. Looking for a tan, hott girl who knows whats up, might break your heart cuz once you leave, you wont forget her but there's always more of you, and wherever she goes, she'll always have the memories of the best years one could have....

A cape girl lives your vacation...

by Cape Girl Herself May 8, 2005

cape girls

Hot girls with nice bodys who know how to toke and not choke.

Them cape girls are chill.

by redman January 1, 2004