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box bumper

A Lesbian. "Box" being the female sexual apparatus, and since penetration will not "naturally" occur with other lesbians (nothing natural about plastic), "bumping" describes it.
Box bumpers and muff divers like to munch mounds.
by Wine Me March 15, 2011
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Bumper Muncher

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Collective of like minded fender nibblers that partake in the pursuit of online gaming hilarity, and occasionally meet up in real life to giggle like schoolboys and generally make a nuisance of themselves at race tracks around the country.
No one man leads the Bumper Munchers, it is completely democratic....unless i say otherwise :)

Especially noteworthy is the groups capacity to fart like an outlet valve at a methane factory - See "Igadiz".
Derived from an insult thrown at a gamer when racing online.

"Wardeo you fucking Bumper Muncher, get off my arse!"
by Dr Lokoss September 17, 2008
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Bumper shot

To violently hit an object E.G animal or small child, using the bumper of your car by speeding up then braking harshly to shunt the car forward while coming to stop.
I would never run over it with a Tyre that would ruin the taste i just bumper shot that rapid fucking pheasant.
by Two headed boy pt 2 March 29, 2009
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Bellis-bumper

noun. Used mainly throughout northern Pennsylvania to define someone who is homosexual and does not admit it. This person may find an outlet for his sexual tension with a "Bellis" (note, a Bellis is extremely jealous)
"There's no way Brody likes girls! He's the biggest Bellis-bumper in school!"
by Matt Curway March 18, 2007
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Plumper Bumper

One who bumps up on plump bitches. Ie: Enjoys the fat stack.
Victor enjoys the qualities of his Plumper Bumper on the back end of his whale.
by Grewvey1 October 2, 2008
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Blumper

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.
When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews
by Ezekiel November 11, 2003
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Bumperstickering

The act of spending hours on Facebook looking for and sending bumper stickers to people.
While on Facebook chat: "Dude, I'm totally bumperstickering you right now."
by Frau Wendla May 14, 2008
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