bachelor chow

As advertised on billboards in Futurama.

Ingredients:

1 bowl of chili
1 handful of shredded cheese
1 egg, scrambled
1 handful of fritos
1 tabasco sauce.

Mix together in a large bowl and serve piping hot.

To say that bachelor chow sticks to your ribs is an understatement.

by uglygun November 14, 2004

The Bachelor

An over-dramatized television program where people gather to drink, constantly bicker over nothing, gossip and cry over spilt milk.

"Did you see that heated argument on the Bachelor last night? So intense"

by Nosimp September 15, 2018

Bachelor Party Psycho

A girlfriend who won't let her boyfriend go to bachelor parties. A girl who insists on going to an all guys bachelor party with her boyfriend.

Man, I don't know if I can come tonight. My girlfriend is being a bachelor party psycho.

by Hfield January 25, 2011

bachelor stance

Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.

Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos

by PeterPiper March 4, 2015

Butchelorette

A single butch lesbian, available, not necessarily partnered.

"I'm going out tonight and I'm going to find myself a hot butchelorette!"

by corycunnilingus June 6, 2015

belchelor

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

While many belchelors may indeed have uproariously-full social lives with lots of other males --- often ones with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting stuff --- few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly self-respecting lady is willing to "stoop that low".

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

bachelor takeout

When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.

Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.

by J Cc April 20, 2022