n. (brah, broh) A (usually) Caucasian male who:
Thinks he’s a
badass, but has nothing much to do with his time but drink and hit on
ugly girls.
Acts gagsta, but is
racist.
Has more clothes than most girls. Is very protective of his shoes.
Is homophobic.
Always wears a cap of some kind. Usually with a flat brim that is turned ever so slightly to one side.
Drives a big truck and/or thinks he’s from the bay.
First seen in: Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The Offspring.
Primary Habitat:
Cali
Signifying Markings: Famous brand anything, matching trucker hat and shoes, proudly displaying norcal or socal decals on their vehicles.
Activities: Seen mostly in Frats (if they can get into
college), going to bars and trolling for scratch (if they can live past
21), dancing like douche bags, and getting into fights. May refer to themselves as
gangsta, hood, country, or any number of other misnomer.
Likes: motor sports, 30 packs of light beer,
bleach blond butterfaces, gagsta
rap
Dislikes: the police, smart people, hoppy lagers, all ales, parties with less than 200 people.
Catch Phrases: “Brah,” “You don’t gotta lie to kick it,” “Effing,” and adding “-izzle” after every noun, using the word hyphee to describe clothing altogether too much.
Synonyms: Townies
Bro: "S'up?"
Girl: "Matt? Is that you?"
Bro: "Foshizzle"
Girl: "You're a Brah now?"
Bro: "Eff No!"
Girl: "Then what's with the Famous shirt and the Fox racing cap? And why are your hat and
shoes color coordinated?"
Bro: "
pfft,
cha. Why you always hatin' on a nigga that's havin' thangs?"
Girl: ????
