Braeden

a boy who is very dumb sometimes and finds random pebbles in his room and throws them at his phone and breaks it

“NOOO! I just cracked my phone with this rock! Why is there a rock in my room?!?”
“Oh, he’s a Braeden for sure!!”

by firestarterhaley November 23, 2019

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skaggy-bawed

As described in the book "Trainspotting," too high on cocaine to have sex.

I want to, but all that skag has made me so damn skaggy-bawed.

by qbert January 18, 2005

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Braeden

That one sped kid who is white that thinks he is good at baskeyball, runs from fat kids.

" is that Braeden?" "Yea he runs from fat kids and looks like a duck."

by IHaveYeezys October 16, 2018

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Braedon

A nigger wanna be that loves dick and would look good with his ears pierced and fixed his hair the right way

Guy one : did you see braedon
Guy two: yeah he's A nigger wanna be that loves dick and would look good with his ears pierced and fixed his hair the right way

by Joneyyboyssa May 9, 2011

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Brewed Douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.

That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.

et's brew that douche.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

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Did I say Braeden Timms? I meant the best person ever! If you ever meet them, you better cherish them because they are so nice and kind and sweet! They are extremely cute and hella tall, and it’s adorable. They should know being skinny and tall and having a little bit of acne is never ugly. If you know a Braeden Timms, if they are like this then this is them, because there is no one like them in the world! They have adorable stretch marks on their shoulders, too! You better make them as your lock screen and give them cute nicknames AND LOAD THEM UP WITH JUNK FOOD! Please never hurt them, and never say that they “do not show enough affection” or “talk about their mental problems” because the only time they bring up their mental problems is when they are in the middle of a panic attack or something extreme. Oh yeah, maybe try taking them to a zoo where there are Siberian tigers, and they would prefer pictures of the blue sky over red hot lava any day of the week. Maybe even try climbing a mountain with them!!! They also like Autumn, and did I mention they are cute? I did? Well then let me say something else: they are adorable and so lovable, and though they can be protective they are super soft and insecure!! Always cherish them, and remember their pronouns because even though they do not correct people too too often, it’s always nice of you (they/them if you are wondering). If you meet them, give them lots of hugs and cuddles! They truly do deserve the world!

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: Oh, that’s the lovable bean, Braeden Timms!

by Bffr. May 21, 2020

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