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Boris Johnson 

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world
Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist

Boris Yeltsin 

The former President of Russia from 1991-1999. He was elected to the position at a time when Russia was a division of the Soviet Union. Soon afterwards, the Soviet Union collapsed, partly because Boris declared Russia was independent from it.

Boris emerged as a hero in August 1991 when he helped stop a coup attempt in Moscow, and won support from the USA and Europe when he vowed to bring capitalism and democracy to Russia. At the time Russia was very optimistic and glad to see the back of the Communist regime, but they were soon dissapointed.

The 1990s were a very bumpy ride for Russia. Millions of Russians lost money, savings and jobs due to economic collapse and inflation, and as a result Yeltsin never won back his popularity. A few people benefited - the "oligarchs", a powerful group of billionaries who profitted from the privatisation of the economy.

Yeltsin was dubbed a "Democrator" because of his behaviour. He played by the rules of democracy and won a legitimate reelection in 1996. But some of his actions, like the war in Chechnya and the shelling of the Parliament building in 1993 were hardly democratic.

He resigned on New Years Eve 1999 and handed over his power to Vladimir Putin, the last of Yeltsin's long line of Prime Ministers. By this time, Yeltsin was so unpopular that his approval ratings were just 2%.

Not to mention of course, he often took to the vodka.
The Pope," said Boris Yeltsin "At least I'll only have to kiss his ring.
Boris Yeltsin by JohnPrestwick July 18, 2011

Boris Johnson 

Occasional spokesperson for President Dominic Cummings of the United Kingdom.
Is Boris Johnson going to do the briefing this time or will we have to attribute it to "Downing Street source" again?
Boris Johnson by Muckr October 22, 2020

Boris Johnson 

Full blown tori, currently botching up the country as all prime ministers tend to. He’s got a mop as a haircut and is basically trumps twin. They are like tweedle Dee and tweedle dum.
person 1: look he’s making a right Boris Johnson out of that barbecue

Person2: I know everything’s burning to ashes
Boris Johnson by Zigadawg May 4, 2020

Boris Karloff 

A limey cocksucker who can burn in hell and doesn't deserve to smell Bela Lugosi’s shit. But seriously Karloff’s great.
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Boris Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care.
Boris Karloff by HulknurseSMASH December 12, 2009

Boris the Teeth Guy 

Some red version of Caillou's dad that some GoAnimate fags made that manages to piss off young children via racist slurs like nigger.
Boris the Teeth Guy: fuck you cayloo you fucking nigger kike. MarioAndFortniteYes WomenAndSexNo: I'm telling [my mom to reporrt you this is in appropreat