road blumpkin

Getting blumpkin while driving.

"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."

by Nick Mas December 17, 2006

blump

Getting a blow job while taking a dump

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Blumpchuck

When a boy is taking a shit and getting a blowjob at the same time and the girl can not stand the smell so she upchucks or throws-up.

Blumpchucks are really gross.

by BossmanJR May 25, 2009

country blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

by Pooberry June 30, 2008

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

blumpkee

To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin.

I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni

by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

Blazin' Blumpkin

The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.

that chick gave the best blazin' blumpkin

by trevor fartlett June 14, 2010