Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.

-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.

by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011

Bumping Gargamels

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.

Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.

by spbbg May 14, 2011

bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.

Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.

by Snow Crash May 16, 2014

fist bumping

A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .

Gilbert tried his best to fit in by fist bumping every Tom,Dick and Harry in the party .

by blastinU November 2, 2014

Blumming

When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.

"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."

by WhoMeNever March 31, 2015

Bumping Buttholes

Verb; For two people to bump their butts together for funsies.

Last night me and that one girl were bumping buttholes for fun.

by Captain Bumper September 25, 2011

Bumping Blacktop

To send someone home, without a ride. Mainly used when someone has been kicked out 'on their ass' from a job where they've bummed a ride with someone to reach, such as construction.

1.)Tony was bitching all morning, so I sent him bumping blacktop.
2.)If I catch Chad standing around doing nothing again, his ass is bumping blacktop all the way back to town.

by Kadius March 3, 2007