Color Match Your Butthole

When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.

Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT

by Bootifuk February 17, 2015

butthole drums

The slapping, whether by accident or design, of any part of the male genitalia on the anus during sexual relations.

1. Yeah, I played the butthole drums on my ol' lady last night, just so's she'd know what was coming.(indicative of anal intercourse)
2. I played the butthole drums with my nutsack last night. (As in the missionary position)

by Ken Wheeler April 14, 2009

non binary butthole

the butthole of a binary person

Phil gets more non binary butthole than a unisex toilet seat

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 4, 2022

butthole buffet

When a man or woman makes their ass available for multiple poundings at a time from multiple partners.

Did you hit the Kari butthole buffet? Man, she didn't have much left on the table for me.

by Ryan Eaves May 6, 2006

Butthole Bindi

South Asian version of the Dirty Sanchez: referring to both the mark and the act of thwacking someone on the forehead with a shit-covered dick after anal coitus. Also called: The Poopy Paraka.

Why does the singer of NO DOUBT smell like shit? Oh, it's her Butthole Bindi.

by Ian Steinberg August 29, 2003

butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

by Rob October 2, 2003

Butthole sight

To look down another human or creatures butthole.

Wow that was one nice butthole sight.

by Forte222 January 1, 2010