Bender Beat

A thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. Several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase anal lust. Invented by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. One can visualise several handlebar moustache homos wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the G-A-Y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s bum-hole with their haggard length.

Hey Kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?

No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!

by surf biffin August 3, 2007

Wendy's Bender

The acting out of the urge to go to the Wendy's drive-thru around 1130-1200 midnight and ordering a dozen Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, 3 Biggie Fries, Six 5-Piece Nuggets with Sweet N Sour Sauce, A Large Frosty, and 2 Biggie Cokes per person and proceeding to consume all of the said food in one sitting in the parking lot, all the while throwing the wrappers and containers out your window so the workers (or birds) have to clean up your mess. Usually preceded by smoking a ton of pot while driving around on a friday or saturday night. Very popular in Southeastern MA.

Alex: "Oh man, I'm fucking baked...let's make it a Wendy's Bender tonight!!!"

Gerry: "Fuck yeh!!! And let's let those poor underpaid workers clean up all our sandwich wrappers off the ground hahaha!!!"

by Noizehed August 30, 2006

Texas Bender

When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward

While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender

by Ticman October 5, 2011

Brenden

Very famous, cool, sweet person. Kind of shy but very kind. Just the right amount of everything.

Brenden awesome cool sweet handsome

by mEisMeYeS March 19, 2010

BrendenFraiserTron

A large gay man who tries to act like a Vince Vaughn tranformer, but in reality is mummy-chasing Brenden Fraiser looking bag of dicks.

Damn dude look, that BrendenFraiserTron posted another faggy facebook status about having a skinny weiner.

by John Holden January 14, 2010

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

all night bender

Basically a highly banterous party which lasts all night. Drinking and dancing is most likely involved.

"Hey Paul, you feeling going out tonight?"
"Nah bro, I'm going on a all night bender"

by mtuck504 June 29, 2015