Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

Pic Bitching

The act of deleting pictures of yourself off another's camera. The person deleting the pictures is referred to as a "Pic Bitch".

Once she saw her panties were showing in the picture, she started pic bitching.

"Just because your mouth was wide open in the picture doesn't mean you can be a pic bitch".

by Rocket Smith August 16, 2010

Son-of-a-bitching piece of shit

A particularly irritating, frustrating or otherwise offensive piece of equipment, esp. when poorly designed, dilapidated, malfunctioning, or breaking down.

"That's the third time this week I've had to adjust the check valve on the boiler. If that son-of-a-bitching piece of shit leaks one more time, I'm calling the god damned plumber!"

by Madman6505 April 30, 2014

Bitching at the finish line

When someone bitches about a task all the way to the end.

Yeah, but she's bitching at the finish line

by Dryani December 13, 2010

beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 15, 2014

Bitching

To complain too much like a female. Referring to a female crying dog- which is a BITCH.

Damn she's always bitching at me.

by lBlackManDownl June 7, 2017

Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019