Balloon Fight

After having sex with your hoe you take off your rubber and slap her in the face with it.

Yo E- Train I hooked up with my chicka last night and after I blew nut I yanked of my Jiz Balloon and we had a Balloon Fight....I won

by mcputter March 8, 2009

clown balloon

A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.

"Man, I just coiled up a clown balloon. It took three flushes to go down."

by jmbalaya April 6, 2008

meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

by bobaphat February 15, 2006

Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.

After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.

by E. Barlow November 19, 2014

Balloonshop

An extremely underrated YouTube channel that has a ridiculous amount of hilarious quotes through different situations in their videos. Pretty much does not have enough views for what they deserve.

"My name is Bob Trufont. I am a businessman. I stay at the Double Tree as often as possible"
"Mom and Dad, I am running away. And if you want to know, I plan on hopping on with a ban of gypsies outside of Flagstaff Arizona. From there I will befriend a young puppy named jonathan winslow and we will go on fantastic adventures to far off lands" Balloonshop

by Pewhey1001 October 4, 2011

Balloon Boy

A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.

"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"

"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"

by ihatealbanians October 16, 2009

party balloon

When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.

So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.

by T-Bo January 21, 2005