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Witches Bwoo

An alcoholic beverage, a cool person, something that witches make.
"Minerva proved that she was, indeed the witches bwoo by concocting the best cauldron of wtiches bwoo this side of the Rio Grande."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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Sperm Witch

A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
by hahasuka December 7, 2020
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Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.
Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face
by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018
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witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009
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Lanka Witch

is a horrible skeleton sight of a woman. Has a long, pointy face that sits on top of a long neck and a long straight body. Has pale skin, purple rings around her eyes and long, stringy black hair. Is a terrible mother who abandons her children on doorsteps. Eye contact with one will silence the loudest and most talkative of things. Is the term Weetzie Bat uses to describe women like Witch Baby's real mother. Spends the whole day eating real sugary foods that burn the throat and drain the body.
Girl: "Did you see that thing?"
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."

synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch

feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up
by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009
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witch's streak

A lock of white or gray hair on the head of a person with otherwise dark hair, especially as a birthmark.
...She had done her hair up in a bun, with her witch's streak spiraling around the outside...
--Damia, by Anne McCaffrey
by AnonymousContributor January 10, 2006
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