Baltism

When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality

So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?

by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018

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Baltzell

A shy and quiet boy when you first meet him, but crazy and awesome when you become close enough. If you are nice to him and give him no reason to distrust you… well, he'll trust you. But if you do something out of line to him or one of his friends, it will be very hard to gain his trust back. He doesn't like to be rude, but He will lash out at you if you say something mean to him, his family, or his friends. He usually is never in a bad mood and it's very hard to get him angry, but when he is, it is the scariest shit ever. He is a very reliable person and will keep promises, but he will also tell lies. Normally, he will not like to share things about himself unless you are one of his very close friends. He is a very good listener, and will always make you feel better. Baltzell has a talent in arts, and has amazing gaming skills. He doesn't like to look upset in front of others, so He usually keeps his problems to himself. With hair as gorgeous brown and bright brown eyes, Baltzell is really a catch. However, he really isn't that into dating, so it would be difficult for him to accept you on a date. Also when he loves he loves different. You would be really lucky if you had a friend/boyfriend like him.

Baltzell is synonymical to Basil.

I have a crush on Baltzell.

by The 17th Joker February 8, 2020

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Balltism

A term used in Pokémon communities to describe getting a Pokéball that complements its color.

"Balltism for Shiny Ditto?" -Timmy

"Dive Ball works best." -Jimmy

by D4444C December 28, 2020

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Baltzy

Pro Player

WOW I WANT TO BE BALTZY

by Siaok May 30, 2021

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New Baltimore

Another trash town for all the trailer trash. Broken families, wiggers, busted open women, and racists galore. Come on down you'll find it all here in New Baltimore!

Nothing to do in New Baltimore so might as well have a couple kids and get a trailer while we wait for the fish fly festival.

by Michigander2019 April 30, 2019

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