Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

Well balanced breakfast by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

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Word Balancing

A useful heuristic for ascertaining proper pronunciation in anglo-germanic languages. A good correction algorithm for latinate words.

"Triple" in English, a common latinate word with a familiar pronunciation. Word Balancing can help to ascertain the pronunciation of the word's Belgian variant, "Trippel."

Note that "Triple" has 3 letters in each syllable, and that in English, the stress is on the first syllable.

Note that in the Belgian equivalent, an extra "p" shifts the center of gravity of the word to the right.

This is the simplest case of word-balancing - known as the "contratextual moment" principle (similar in concept to changing moments of inertia in physics). It tells you that, in this case, a stress should be placed on the second syllable: triPPEL.

Word Balancing by v14B+ September 22, 2010

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load balancing

The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.

I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.

I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.

load balancing by skootrscs January 21, 2011

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balangee

A very special word that could be considered the "perfect word". This word can be a verb, noun, adverb, ...etc. What makes it so beautiful is that no one has to know whatever it is you're talking about. Can be used with bad or good connotations.

Today was such a balangee day.
You look so balangee today!
I'm gonna balangee you if you don't get out of my face!

balangee by ac January 4, 2005