balancability

The ability to become one with the large exercise ball.

You have amazing balancability on that ball!! - Jeb

by Jim Jonney October 20, 2007

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 05, 2022

Neo Balancism

Noun
Neobalancism, (Also Neo-Balancism) is a term used to describe the western movement in the visual arts. In particular, pictures that contain or portray shoes. There are certain colors chosen and styles worn that are used to depict a certain type of male.

I swear Amber, your unparalleled passion for Neo Balancism shows in every picture you send.

by InquisitiveNinja June 28, 2019

balanced ratio

A rare internet occurrence where there is a same amount of likes and comments on a post

One of my posts on Reddit got a balanced ratio. It had 27 comments and 27 upvotes.

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 30, 2024

Balance Transfer

To insert one's penis into a third party's mouth after anal sex with a differant individual.

Man, that threesome was nuts. Those two girls let me make a balance transfer and everything.

by Keith Raymond September 09, 2007

New balance Puerto Rican

Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..

Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.

by Mr Milk February 11, 2020

"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.

We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.

by QuacksO January 01, 2019