Infant Bail Out 

When you or your brother/sister commits tell on brother over them telling on you thinking it will cancel out the negatives for you.

Infant Bail Out is what cowards do

Infant Bail Out by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 16, 2021

to bail out 

Verb : to save someone from their own financial stupidity or incompetence

Your parents won't be around, or even able to, to bail out your sorry little ass for ever. Learn some financial responsibility

to bail out by Uncle Dimma February 12, 2022

heave a bail 

to excrete fecal matter from one's anus, mainly a large, intact, and commonly painful, peace of feces.

Joe was on his way to the show, when he realized he had to heave a bail.

heave a bail by Eric Daniel Johnson August 6, 2007

pro bail 

abreviation of 'professional bail', means to jump ship or just straight up run away. It's professional if you do it on the down low so noone even knows your dogging it.

husband "hay baby iv had such a long day rekon you could help me relax?"
wife "i think iv got an infection or something have you got someone on the side?"
husband "ummm im just gonna go out for a smoke ok hun"
*pro bail/run for hills

pro bail by polly hatterson January 22, 2009

Bake and Bail 

Directly after smoking marijuana, you leave and/or go to bed. Hence the term "bake" and "bail.

Opposite of Wake and Bake.

Bro 1: You think we good?
Bro 2: Yeah bro I'm roasted.
Bro1: Let me just be right back I'll go get snacks.
Bro 2: Speaking of that I got a project to do!
*Bro 2 leaves and goes home and passes the fuck out*

Tomorrow

Bro 1: Yo after you bake and bailed I smoked another bowl.
Bro 2: Why didn't you call me?!

Bake and Bail by JDWJDWJDW February 22, 2012

hay bail

A fat bowl of low-grade marijuana packed in a water-cooled apparatus.

That fucker Bill kept packing me hay bails until I blacked out.

Don't pack a hay bail, I just want a little ripper.

hay bail by Jim Crowe November 3, 2007

Pre-bail

To drink so hard during the pre-gaming session you can't make it to the club.

Sorry Trista, I need to pre-bail on going out tonight because I drank to much.

Pre-bail by crashman0 February 23, 2008