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emo burger

a very dark and depressing burger WITH NO CONDIMENTS
That emo burger made me cry.
by Ryan Talhalen October 11, 2007
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John Burger

A creation of Massa Kim after witnessing a nigger's obsession for meat.

The John Burger consists of a meat patty in between two more meat patties, so that you will never run out of meat.
John: Damn, there is no more bacon on this sandwich. *throws the sandwich on the ground and steps on it*
Brasil: Dude, think about your starving brothers in Africa.
John: I don't eat a sandwich if it runs out of meat.
MassaKim: Hey John, I'll create a burger that has a meat patty in between two meat patties, so that you never run out of meat, and call it the John Burger.
Brasil: Surely is good.
John: Thank you Massa Kim. You are a genius.
by BrasilStyle August 27, 2009
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Mr. Bungle

A superb avant-garde experimental rock band fronted by former Faith No More vocalist Mike Patton. Members include guitarist Trey Spruance, bassist Trevor Dunn, drummer Danny Heifetz, and saxophonist Bar McKinnon.

The band has released many demo tapes (Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny, Bowel of Chiley, Goddamnit I Love America and many more.) 3 albums (Mr. Bungle, Disco Volante, California.) with California being the most accessible.
And for all you morons who dislike Bungle just because the Patton and Kiedis feud (I know there are some out there who don't like this band because of that incident.), let me tell you all something.

Mr. Bungle OWN the Red Hot Chili Peppers, bar none. Anthony Kiedis is a titty baby who cannot deal with people toying with his ego, so he has to go and screw things up like the selfish asshole he is if he doesn't get his way. Bungle are way more talented than the Peppers, both musically and lyrically. Bungle are better at their instruments than the Peppers, both at skill and sound. The Peppers may be better known, but that doesn't change the fact that Mr. Bungle are way more talented. Bungle absolutely CRUSH the Peppers in comparison.
by not found [Error 404] July 23, 2007
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bungle-shot

n. a type of shot likely to come back up
Jose Contreras: slurring One more!! Gimme wonnnnn more!!!!
Bruce Lee: I'm not giving you a damn bungle-shot, what's the point??
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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