blowout

Generally following a moist, wettish bowel movement, wherein the subject or victim proceeds to wipe the soiled anus, and the toilet paper rips or slips out of place, exposing fecal matter to one or more bare fingers, often times covering said fingers with odorous excrement. Although everyone who experiences this messy situation has the option to smell aforementioned fingers, it is a proven fact that more than 90% of subjects do indeed smell their soiled finger(s).

If I used a larger wad of toilet paper, I wouldn't have experienced this three-finger blowout!

by Diesel Train December 9, 2012

blowout

One who excludes themselves from a social activity in favour of another activity. Usually accompanied with the adjective 'dirty'.

"Nyssa, are you still coming out with me on a pub crawl?"
"No Adam I told you I was busy."
"No you didn't, you said you'd be free at lunchtime, you dirty blowout."

by permanentquandary December 29, 2011

Bean Blowout

When a hemroid is exposed after aggressive flatulence or a sloppy bowel movement.

“Dude do you have any preparation H? I can feel the bean blowout between my cheeks”

by Lute Lover December 27, 2023

Prune Juice Blowout

A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.

Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.

by Julesheart November 21, 2023

Russian Back Blowout

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.

She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.

by funkyboi6754 April 8, 2020

brixton blowout

A large bucket of fried chicken, accompanied by a side of watermelon, plantain and a large drinj of supermalt.

"Stretch, wot u gettin bro?"
"Ain't sure blud, tink it gonna be da Brixton blowout innit, 'case ma fam an leeroy crash yeah"

by sipukka October 9, 2022

Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.

I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout

by Blowout Guru August 1, 2021