Veiny Bastard

A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.

Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard.

by The Digg February 27, 2008

basic bastard

This is your stereotypical Macklemore styled hair guy. His sense of entitlement is what you will usually first notice. He thinks he is a "nice guy" who girlfriend zones every women he meets thinking that she owes him sex. If you turn him down he will usually state how much of a nice guy he is and what a bitch you are being for not fucking him.

The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.

His hair and attitude make him such a basic bastard. It is hilarious how original he thinks he is.

by sverige March 30, 2015

Bastardize

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

by Jai Alai March 15, 2008

Halves on a Bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.

Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

bone idle bastard

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day

Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?

by Hoo See January 2, 2018

bastardball

a variant of the game of basketball where players constantly engage in physical fouls, violations, and utter disregard for the rules in an attempt to dominate possession of the ball

Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"

by El Shitha October 9, 2008

little dick bastard

Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.

Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.

Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.

by beeframen101 October 16, 2008