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batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through
"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."
by dr. wellington May 24, 2009
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Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
by mike87111 January 1, 2012
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Batslavian Bear-Knuckle

When a fat chick sits on your fist with a thong on. The thong gets tangled in your paw creating a veritable web/nest. When you pull your fist out you make her dog dump on her chest and entwine the thong in the poop. The dog thinks the fat chick is the "bear" intruding on his territory so he attacks. Hopefully by this time you have untangled your paw and can nut in the beleagured fat chicks face, hark the reference to the Batslavian ice cream steam roller. The knuckle comes into the equation when you sprinkle pubes on her grill and punch her in the face. The pubes form a beard making her look like a bear you just fought.
"Big Betsy was trying to chill on my shipmate last night and I hit her with the Batslavian Bear-Knuckle which made her heart smile in jubilation...."
by Trondaddy December 5, 2007
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Batsirai

Batsirai is a very rude and very violent person.He tries to not show feelings but deep down he cares and loves the most.He does not want to approach girls but want them to approach them.Usually has big dreams for the future
Are you fine?
No BATSIRAI beat me
by Anonymous_T November 26, 2021
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Barry bee batson

barry bee batson friging killed half my squad in under 3 seconds
by bee movie video game April 13, 2021
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bat's nest

name for a woman's privates who may not have sex or get action very often...think about opening up a door to an old, abandoned house and bats fly out...
Guy 1: "I was excited to finally kick it with Stacey last night, but she had no clue what she was doing..."

Guy 2: "It looks like you stumbled on her bat's nest"
by say_it_aint_so July 26, 2009
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Batshit Insane

by theropissed March 17, 2009
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