Alien pet

An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.

It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)

"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"

"Ohh boy do i"

"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"

by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019

Alienosexual

When you endure immense disappointment after your failed romantic experiences, so you end up losing interest in humans altogether and, consequently, resort to aliens.

“I can’t believe he did that to you!” Said Meryl to her sobbing friend.
“That’s it. Humans fucking suck. I’m alienosexual now.”

by Ría April 15, 2020

Alien SIMP

An Alien SIMP is a person who is attracted to aliens. They are attracted to such a degree, that they would do anything for them. The term is a combination between Alien (The person being simped for) and a Simp (look it up)

Person 1: Gosh I love aliens
Person 2: Ikr, my friend is an Alien SIMP

by NonAlienSIMP September 25, 2020

Alien sexual

People who are attracted to aliens

Girl: Hey I’m alien sexual

Guy: so you won’t date me

Girl: no I would and a girl and a alien
Guy: ok bet

by SavageBabyBlack January 12, 2021

Alien Girl

Alien Girl, a phrase originally created by Kendrick Lamar’s song- Alien Girl.

An Alien girl is somebody who’s looks are out of this world, that the scale of attraction doesn’t apply for her, it’s hard to tell if she’s from earth from her beauty.

Guy:I was walking in the mall and saw a actual Alien girl, I was blown away
Guy2:Damn man you’re so lucky..

by OGtriponaut April 14, 2022

Alienal

Intercourse pertaining to the anus, shortly following an Alien abduction.

Did you hear about John? He was abducted by Aliens yesterday, they forced him to do alienal. Poor guy.

by Round Toilet August 4, 2022

Extraphysical Aliens Theory

The extraphysical aliens theory, also referred as extraphysical alien theory, is an extraphysicalist theory that supports that majority of the extraterrestrial intelligent life forms have evolved to the extraphysical level and it's almost or literally impossible to detect them by the conventional physical detectors and radars, where they can appear or dissapear whatever they want but humans can barely detect them, supporting that almost all or literally all extraterrestrial intelligent civilizations have evolved to the extraphysical level as consequence to keep their existence and still interact with the physical level when necessary or when they want. Extraphysical alien theory uses of concepts of extraphysicalism and of extraphysical mechanics as well to explain its theory well.

"The extraphysical aliens theory might be really useful to justify why we cannot detect aliens at all and even explain a lot about ufo contacts, starseeds and all else related to extraterrestrial intelligence and what would be necessary for we detect and contact objectively extraphysical intelligence."

by Full Monteirism April 16, 2021