Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the Central Division of the National League.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when the team began to play in the Houston Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Brick red, black and sand
Logo design: Red five-pointed star with the word "Astros" below it in script
Wild Card titles won (1): 2004
Division titles won (6): 1980, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001
National League pennants won (0): none
World Series championships won (0): not yet... but soon!
Main Rivals: St. Louis Cardinals, San Diego Padres, Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves

HAHA.. Cubbies Blow !

by CubbiesSwallow August 5, 2005

astro kiss

An astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “ass” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-space of the seat.

I was going to use the gas station restroom until I saw that the last person left an astro kiss.

by General Anesthesia November 24, 2017

Astro Blasto

Comes from an episode of 'That's So Raven' in which Devon (pronounced deh-vawn) is obsessed with some sci-fi TV show, much like Star Wars, only, no Leia in the metal bikini.

Devon: Astro Blasto!
Imaginary White Guy: Shut the fuck up.

by Jersey Shore D-Bag July 7, 2018

astrologonaught

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.

This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.

by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019

Astrent

A kid that got over 8 million views on a peppa pig video and is now forced to post peppa pig videos for clout and moola

Astrent sucks my pp lol.

by Astrent September 2, 2019

Astronot

A name used for a person who pays to travel to space. But has no traditional astronaut training.

In 2021, the first astronots travelled to space, such as Sir Richard Branson.

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Houston Astros

A great but underachieving baseball team that makes it to the postseason nearly every year and will eventually win the World Series (knock on wood). They are one of the classiest teams ever and have many future hall of famers on their team with Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, etc. They assembled one of the best postseason pitching rotations in baseball history in 2005 with Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Roy Oswalt and don't forget the decent Brandon Backe.

I have and always will live and die with the Houston Astros.

by Guy in Ox. Woods October 6, 2005