assalanche

When you have to poop so bad, that your ass hole just opens up and the poop flows out.

Rachael had a really upset stomach today and went she finally went to poop she had and assalanche.

by Lucas N. May 5, 2007

Assplasty

The process of having a new ass implanted.

Person 1: "Wow what happened, she has a nice booty now!?"
Person 2: "She had an assplasty"

by Smokey7722 October 9, 2008

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

assblast

Cumming so much in a girl's butthole, it pours out.

Five minutes later, the assblast filled her up like a red solo cup.

by sospedecial January 31, 2017

ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

by jparklover February 21, 2017

Assclappius

The alternative name for the Greek god Asclepius. Also known as the god of doctors, and medicine.

I made my Dark Souls character name Assclappius. To poke fun at a Greek god.

by Th3Magicbox May 29, 2017

AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.

Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.

by felixh December 19, 2017