asswipe

A male who thinks very highly of himself and alternates through many girls in his town. Often has nice swag, spiked hair, parasuco tees, wear white belts and VERY attractive. They are also well known for standing girls up, once they have you for a week, they get bored move on never talk to you again and don't talk to you for a good month and a half.

"he is soooooooooooo fucking hot, but such an asswipe'

by foreignfantasy111111 May 29, 2011

Full-assing

When you have so much shit to do, that you have no choice but to full-ass all day, even if it means no batin'.

Man, I was full-assing it all day, I didn't even have time to pull a houdini on your mom.

by booty_jiggler69 March 9, 2009

Assinine

The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.

"Assinine, eight, seven, six...

by ky4ensicgirl March 18, 2011

assinine

1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.

Stop bending over, it's assinine!

by Windex December 11, 2004

Asswipe

1)one who wipes ass

2) A nother word for : Douche bag Guido Sibling Teacher Any fan/Memeber of the shit band BrokeNCYDE etc.

1)
Ron: Sally likes to wipe my ass

Eric: Damn i wish a had an asswipe like Sally

2)
Jorma: Look at those asswipe Guido douche bag retards giving each other blowjobs under-neath the hot dog stand

Akiva: Your typical asswipe

by FUCK BROKENCYDE FUCK YOU!!! August 3, 2010

hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.

Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

asswipe

The couple on "Saturday Night Live" who could not think of a name for their child.

"Package delivery for Mr. Asswipe." "NO! It's Ass-weep-ay"

by ToxicCherry August 29, 2003