Asstroid

The space rocks that fall to earth and get stuck in peoples' asses, or people who act like said space rocks.

"You are such an asstroid!"

"Are you going to the gay parade, asstroid?

by Tessthemess:) November 12, 2009

assroll

The act of rolling backward (or forward, in some rare situations) and simultaneously pulling down your pants, revealing your ass to the world.

1) Dude, Daniel was Video-Chatting with me last night, and he assrolled me! His bare ass was revealed to the world!

2) Care for an assroll?

3) Do you like assrolls?

by Dizzlerap January 26, 2010

asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 4, 2006

Assfojingle

Someone Who Is A Complete Asshole. And Hasn't Bathed In a Week

"Hayden Ball You Dirty Little Assfojingle"

by Figgle Blag July 31, 2009

AssFracking

The practice of clearing residual crap and aid in reducing swelling from/of the Anus/Rectum, while showering; with a pulsing shower wand. A useful exercise for ensuring personal hygiene and relieving posterior discomfort due to constipation, IBS, hemorrhoids, and paper rash. Sometimes referred to as an instant enema.

In order to save time instilling my personal hygiene, I prefer AssFracking as a substitute to sitting around with a ass full of suds.

by davo77 June 1, 2016

Assoroli

The time where someone is making you food (usually pasta) but is an asshole

Hey you assoroli pass me the salt

by Zacharylovesmaria February 12, 2017

assoroli

When an asshole makes you food he is an assoroli usually the foods pasta

Hey you assoroli

by Zacharylovesmaria February 12, 2017