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Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.
Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.
by CHANCE916 May 19, 2006
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applespastic

(pronounced: apple spaz tick)

adj. describes a very positive thing or situation such as having free tickets to a theme park.

synonyms - awesometastic, superbalicious, amazidazzeling
that pizza was applespastic!
by kuruteru March 8, 2009
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apples

Those are some big apples!

I like apples, you like bananas.
by frabrizio November 17, 2016
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apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.
Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed
by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017
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Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.
“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018
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Applesauce Indian

A Native American (US) or Indigenous person (Canada) that looks at least slightly native, but is so thoroughly brainwashed by Eurocentric ideas that his credibility and moral character hold the strength of pulverized mush. An extreme version of the apple indian.
I got an A in my Native Law course because I'm white and the prof is an Applesauce Indian

"Hey europeans didn't steal nothin when they came to North America"
"Shuddup, Applesauce"
by Adam and Eve Beech October 22, 2018
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apples-to-apples

NORTH AMERICAN
used with reference to a comparison regarded as valid because it concerns two things that are fundamentally the same.
While not apples-to-apples behaviorally, someone seeing your email and clicking
on anything in it is 121 times more likely than someone seeing your Facebook post and clicking
on anything in it. (from 2020-Data-Driven-Marketing-Trends)
by Curiosity2020 January 20, 2020
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