pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.

Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011

madams apple

the woman's version of an Adam's apple.

Becky: why don't girls have an Adams apple?

Susan: we do, its called an madams apple!

by kittycat333 November 24, 2010

Jiggly Apple

Jiggly apple (adj.) A person who has no muscles, just noodle arms with little fat.

"Ugew I don't like Ariana Grande. She's so overrated."
"F*ck you Suzan, you're a jiggly apple."

by I'mjesusbitch October 27, 2018

Applot

(noun)

***A combination of the words “apple” and “zealot” and therefore, pronounced like the word “applet”***

A member of a fanatical sect that is so partisan and overly enthusiastic that they have an uncritical and blinded devotion to anything made by Apple Computers. They are so intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices that they develop an elitist attitude and treat members of other groups with hatred or severe intolerance.

Dan is such an Applot that he thinks the iPhone is “perfect.” But when I try to call him to convince him otherwise, he rarely has an AT&T signal and often his battery is dead.

by gtbarry December 9, 2008

road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.

"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

apple computer

thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other

apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...

by oracle March 12, 2004