Anchorage Dump

To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one anus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.

Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.

by Team Anchorage August 28, 2010

Anchal

Pallu, Piece of clothing to be used to cover your head;
Coolcoolcoolcool;
Aaron Paul fan army;
Half of my heart by John Mayer;
Coffee addict;
Book warmer;
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty;
5';
Exams tomorrow so gotta panic.

So I met this girl, around 5' , a cat person, had a cup of coffee in her hand and a book in another, and was in a hurry to run to the library. So Anchal!

by Gangaadharr July 29, 2020

anchor man

(verb) To drop kick an item, animal, or person in anger as Jack Black's character does when he boots Ron Burgundy's dog off a bridge in the movie Anchor Man.

If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm gonna anchor man it across the yard.

by Yammy152 August 10, 2007

Drop anchor

To have a baby in another country in order to gain citizenship or residency benefits, hasten access to social or government assistance programs, or to facilitate chain migration.

Carlos and his very pregnant wife Maria had to hurry across the U.S. border so that Maria could drop anchor.

Try as they might, the Border Patrol wasn't able to get the pregnant illegal immigrant back to Mexico before she dropped anchor in their truck.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 6, 2007

dragging anchor

When you take a dump and your dick hangs in the toilet bowl water.

I went to take a dump and got a chillng surprise when I was dragging anchor

by Mr. Cripple February 23, 2005

Anchovy

A small fish that smells like a finger

Jimmy saves the cost of anchovy toppings by diddling his sister just before eating his pizza

by Dr. Zeke September 5, 2008

anchor ear

A single large ear that is out of proportion to a person's head and other ear causing one's head to lean to the side due to the weight. This is often caused by cauliflowering or just a grotesque deformity. The typical person with "anchor ear" has had their spirit broken over the years by childhood taunting, a dominant spouse, failure in the workplace, and is quite likely in dire financial straights.

"Did Brian get into a car accident or something? He looks like he injured his neck."

"Nah, he's just got the anchor ear. Your head would be leaning to one side if you had a four pound sausage patty for an ear."

"Thank God I married a governor since he's successful and isn't deformed like a circus freak."

by Jeepers Neepers September 25, 2008