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Alphabet Mafia

Person: Hey! Are you a part of the Alphabet Mafia?
Me: Yup! I’m lesbian!
by That one les girl June 4, 2021
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Alphabet Community

A quick way to simplify saying "L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+" and "SJW" at the same time. Primarily used in spoken conversation in the Carolinas. Used to combine both LGBTQIA+ and SJW in a single statement.
"The alphabet community is trying to ban the word 'gay' in multiple states."
by HashesAshes95 January 31, 2023
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hepatitis alphabet

A person who has, or is likely to have, a large collection of Sexually Transmitted Diseases is said to be host to the 'hepatitis alphabet'.
He's had many spicy who-res i'll bet he's got the hepatitis alphabet by now!
by JRolph April 24, 2009
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the alphabet

To spell the alphabet with your tongue while french kissing someone. I got this idea from the one and only Gene Simmons on an episode of Mind of Mencia. "When you don't know what to do with your tongue, spell the alphabet"
"Dude, I totally spelled the alphabet yesterday"
by plaguer January 25, 2008
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The Alphabet

Referring to network television, one of the major television companies such as NBC, ABC, and CBS. Specifically referring to ABC.
" Hey man, i can't wait to see Scrubs on the alphabet tonight. "

" Hes a reporter for the alphabet."
by Plumberboy May 11, 2009
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alphabetti spaghetti

A HEINZ Brand Spaghetti. It contains that has the "spaghetti" shaped into various Letter within the English Alphabet, all within a small tomato soup sized can.
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?!?!
by JustTypingStuff May 4, 2018
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Poopular Alphabet

A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".

B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.

C is for cheat, their only talent.

D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?

E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.

F is for "fag", what they call what is different.

G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.

H is for humane, that which they don't care about.

I is for individuality, that which they don't have.

J is for jokes that they play on other people.

K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.

L is for lame, the point which they fear.

M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.

N is fir no respect, what they give others.

O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.

P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.

Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.

R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.

S is for simple, they see only in black and white.

T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.

U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!

V is for vindictive, what more can I say.

W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.

X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.

Y is for you, that which they don't care for.

Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!
by The Emo Avenger!!! October 16, 2008
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