all over it

like a chinese whore

Man, he was all over it like a chinese whore!

by $dog July 14, 2003

all over it

Under control, already done or in the process of being completed.

To have a feeling of excitement or agreement about someone/thing.

1. Boss: I need that report by tomorrow.
Drone: I'm all over it.

2. Guy1: Hey, bro, wanna go out Friday after work and have a few beers?
Guy2: Dude I am all over THAT!

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

all over it

Having complete control of a complicated situation.

"THE NUCLEAR REACTOR IS GOING INTO MELTDOWN!!!..."
"Chill Dude...I'm all over it"

by bitchpapa July 17, 2003

“Are we all goods over Honda?”

Usually said while drunk by a fuck boy meaning, “are we good to going back to sex whenever it suits me with no strings attached?” The confusing tone allows the said fuck boy to deny any such inference the next day if access is denied. It also allows him to plead the whisky fifth. Generally it is preceded by a “miss you text”.

Hey beautiful, I miss you so much! “Are we all goods over Honda?”

by Beejuschill November 30, 2018

all over it

when you've have been 'making love to a pretty woman' (fucken a bitch) for more than 50 minutes.

Man-Dude, i was banging her till dawn
Friend-Nah, no way
Man-Lemme tell you, i was 'all over it' last night
Friend-hope you used a condomd
Man-damn...

by Adam McD July 18, 2003

all over it

The person desires said thing/person. They plan to obtain/do it soon because it is good.

When Sally saw the gold crutch, she knew Little Timmy would be all over it.

by becky July 23, 2003

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024