Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

all over it

The person desires said thing/person. They plan to obtain/do it soon because it is good.

When Sally saw the gold crutch, she knew Little Timmy would be all over it.

by becky July 23, 2003

Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

all over it

liking it, loving it

What? A green pinto with T.V.'s in the headrest? Hell yeah, I'm all over it.

by Mo July 31, 2003

all over it

1. When you are "all over it" you seem to be on...or smothering something.

2. your ready to be cool, and do whatever someone asks. i.e., "i'm all over smoking pot."

3. see "on top of it"

Hey man, I'm all over it.

by kate July 18, 2003

Granted All Over That

Getting serious about something and then actually following through with it in order to take a new rational and educated step forward in your life and getting that bag.

Wow! He really granted all over that. Now he's getting bitches, getting money, and making moves.

by stressedfish September 6, 2025

all over it

A variation of the phrase "on it", e.g., ...on it like a fly on shit, ...on it like white on rice.

The last time I made a math error the IRS was all over it like a duck on a junebug.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003