by onehundred445 January 27, 2019
When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...
Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.
3 hours later....
..merp alert
"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"
-yea...... merp.
3 hours later....
..merp alert
"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"
-yea...... merp.
by zunit469 February 21, 2015
by CRYSTAL_FRAGGS November 05, 2021
An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.
by Guido66 May 30, 2010
Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.
by Tisfortodd February 19, 2008
The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".
by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 23, 2010
A Google Alert (automated Google Search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.
My Ego Alert is all but useless - if only my parents hadn't named me Charlie Sheen. None of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog - they're all about the actor!
by rossruns January 31, 2011