Grade A asshole

A person that is very good at being an asshole

Person 1~Damn hes an asshole
Person 2~Hell yea hes a Grade A Asshole
Person 1~Lol

by QveenSapphire May 13, 2016

iPhone asshole

Any person who has an iPhone but strictly refuses to let anyone else use it for any reason (internet, apps, etc.)

Mike: I need to look something up on the internet. Dante, can I use your iPhone?

Dante: No.

Mike: Your an iPhone Asshole.

by jfk83415 February 8, 2009

assholery

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.

1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries

by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

urban dictionary assholes

somebody who writes definitions on urban dictionary with the sole purpose of pissing somebody off.

man 1 dude did you see my name on urban dictionary

man 2 yah dude that was a dick move probably one of those urban dictionary assholes

by ilovekaylamarieodellhater October 2, 2011

first asshole

a person who leaves a comment on something on the internet but leaves no more than ''first comment''

COMMENT BOX:

asshole123: first comment! i win!

999satan666: first asshole!

by t j August 21, 2008

schrodinger asshole

some one who says racist or out of pocket shit and acts like its a joke or not based off the peoples reaction.

elijah: I dont think black people should vote.
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move

by Rusty767 November 22, 2022