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nick ashley

A real giant, he doesnt know where hes going. He tends to bump into people ALL THE TIME! Nick ashleys also enjoy prancing around in speedos.
Nick ashley just bumped into me while wearing a pink speedo.
by theswagmuffin December 7, 2013
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Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder

A mental illness characterized by sudden flashbacks of highly disturbing exchanges that occurred between yourself and a toxic “ex” whom you cannot help but think of as an insufferable asshole.
Of course there are some very specific triggers that can and do cause me to realize I suffer with some degree of Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
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a very stable asshole

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
It has become apparent to most of us as we head into this impeachment inquiry that the Pussy Grabber in Chief is a very stable asshole.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
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Visualize my asshole!

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021
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Ashley

A name originating from old English meaning "living in the ash tree grove". An Ashley is self-assured and knows what kind of person she wants herself to be. She is confident, strong-willed, intelligent, ambitious, hardworking, and authentic. She somehow manages to be thoughtful and brutally honest at the same time. She is also talented (but doesn't boast), and she is stunningly beautiful - but this doesn't get to her head. She is down to earth, treating every person with the same respect and interest. Most of all, an Ashley is an incredible friend - you will never find a friend as loyal, dependable, and kind as an Ashley.
Ashley spent three hours helping me do my chem homework without me even having to ask her!
by kkthatstheway August 7, 2017
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Ashley

She is tall, she has soft beautiful eyes and the shade of her eyes are vibrant no matter what color they are. Her nose maybe long. Ashley is a girl who stands out in the crowds. She has great taste in clothing, she is very, very beautiful, she is well-known and popular and EVERYONE seems to fall in love with her. She is nice, sweet, wise, fun, hyper, happy, calm, loving, lovable, very intelligent and clever. She is very sensitive. She hides her emotions well and she would fall deeply in love with a man who treats her right.

On her dark side, she is a bit difficult to understand. She may distant herself from her friends. She may spend alot of time on her own. She may feel lonely and depressed.

Always try to take the opportunity to give her the comfort and love she needs. Do your part in your friendship and/or relationship with Ashley. Don't ever let go of Ashley, because you will miss her terribly.
Me: *Saying in my head* (Wow..you're so pretty I feel lucky to even be talking to you)

Me: "What is your name?"

Ashley:"I'm Ashley."

Me: "It's nice to meet you, Ashley.."
by Dingleberry3 October 7, 2012
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asshole guy

Indian-American slang word for "asshole"
by NoorAlikhan September 9, 2011
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