Textually Assault

The act aggressively texting someone, usually in the form of mental domination.

"This guy was texting my girlfriend, so I textually assaulted him."

by East_IKoP February 22, 2010

19 Assault Rifle

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE REFERENCE

我讨厌黑鬼, 更有把猫之私利漫游.胖纸盖楼干预撒半岛哦巴列.

Guy 1: 19 Assault rifle .

Guy 2: * gets down on his knees and starts sucking his cock *

by not yema L October 13, 2021

Iced Tea Assault

When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.

I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.

by Trilly May 2, 2006

amphibious assault

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in naval/military settings. See bombing mission and deploy some troops.

Colonel, sir, I need to conduct an amphibious assault.

by DocP October 21, 2006

Sensual Assault

A Sensual Assault has been committed when an individual engages in sensual activity without the explicit consent of the other individual involved

synonyms: stage 5 clinger

I was just lookin to hit it and quit and he totally sensual assaulted me

by sastastic May 23, 2011

Consensual Sexual Assault

Consensual Sexual Assault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during sex.

Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"

Girl- "My boyfriend"

Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"

Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"

Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"

by KayEmFitz October 7, 2013

Politically Correct Assault Rifle

A lever action carbine. It is fast, accurate, and an excellent weapon for self defense. Since it is a typical hunting rifle, most pantywaist liberals do not whine about it and plead for it to be banned.

The Marlin 1894 is an excellent Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It comes in several excellent self-defense calibers that are great for blowing down Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals. Sissy pants liberals who say they don't mind hunting can't whine about this fine hunting rifle.
A lever action Marlin in .45-70 is the ultimate Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It will destroy the engine in a Pachuco boy's low rider.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008