Alero

Vehicle produced by Oldsmobile from 1999 to 2004 until the Oldsmobile line went ker-plunk. Decently fast, it has some unique styling. But in the end there is only one thing you need to know: Made In America -> not rice.

Guy #1: Did you see that Alero smoke that Civic?

Guy #2: What the hell is an Alero?

by Eric May 13, 2005

asceroso

one who brings about an infinite amount of disgust

ese asceroso ha tenido sexo con nikki

by bob December 10, 2003

alert rape

Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.

Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"

by Carf8198 February 18, 2009

skank alert

Something you say when you and your friends notice several skanky people approaching you.

"Uh Oh, there's those chicks that smoke cigarettes in the bathroom. Skank alert!"

by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004

Brown Alert

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.

Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.

by Philo Beddoe March 30, 2009

Alert the Media

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about

"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"
"Oh no...should I alert the media?"

by yeah_its_me09 May 18, 2006

Curb Alert

An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.

Your mom is a curb alert

by dontUwish2 July 14, 2010