ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

by Matt May 13, 2005

ashlee simpson

A Milli-Vanilli for the next generation, Ashlee Simpson is merely capitalizing on the success of her beautiful, older sister. We know she can't sing, we know she can't act, so why is she still a star? Also, her black hair looks so bad...

Ashlee Simpson is the epitome of a poseur

by Petite Soeur July 16, 2008

ashlee

Ashlee is the cutest most funniest person who you will ever meet. Ashlee hates fuckboi's and doesn't fuck around with just anybody if she fw you that means ur special don't fuck it up. Ashlee has been hurt many of times by guys that Ashlee has really really really really liked. Ashlee has a really huge ass but in fact she is actually skinny with big boobs. Guys try to grab Ashlee asked feel her up like she is a toy. Ashlee didn't like when guys do that to her but she does like big black guys.

1: Hey look at that girl over there.

2:damn who is that??

1:that's Ashlee

2:holy fuck she's hot

by racist Einstein May 31, 2016

Ashleek

An Ashleek (aka Makura-Girl), is a woman that has sex with a dakimakura or love pillow, she can ride a pillow and grind her clit and labia against it, or to make it more firm, she would fold the pillow around a book or make a knot in one of the corners.

An Ashleek (aka Makura-Girl) never has worry, a Dakimakura can go longer than 40 sec's, is never to tired or complains of a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object like a Chopper Sik Balls.

Ashleek's are all them same, they want you to sit there quietly, till they are ready for your ministration's!!

by youguessit January 15, 2010

Ashlee Simpson

1. A girl who became super hott after her nose job! (Even better looking than Jessica Simpson... in my opinion)

2. When your nose job is really well done

1. Girl: "Ashlee Simpson is pretty cool!"

2. Girl 1: "Whoa, I really like how my nose job turned out!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's a total Ashlee Simpson!"

by yummiecupcakes August 15, 2008

ashlee simpson

One who cannot sing so planned to lip-sync on Saturday Night Live. Bad enough, but then proved how utterly stupid she really is by having the wrong song played. Then, when her band caught on and tried to rescue her performance by playing that song instead, she blamed the whole thing on them 'for playing the wrong song'. If I was in Ashlee's band I would not be pleased with that girl.
Jeez, at least Jessica has a good voice, even if she's a complete bimbo and sings pop (at least she admits to the pop part)
And it's ashLEY. Get a dictionary.

"Whoo, look, I have a top that says punk- I'm HARDCORE!! Now all I have to do is dye my hair black and sing a few pissy pop songs with extra added angst and I've won over the goths and moshers too! What? They like GOOD music? LIVE music?!" *girly scream*

by PrincessSquishy July 22, 2008

ashlee simpson

A true battler in the music industry..who has stood tall through-out her downfalls.

For those who give her shit for the SNL incident..perhaps you should actually watch the episode of the "Ashlee Simpson Show" (is on MTV) that actually shows you how badly her voice dies on her the morning of the show. There was no way possible she couldve sang (id know this because I am also a singer)..and actually goes to the SNL producers and tells them that she has to pull out..they then tell her just to lip sync it through because no one ill know..NOT Ashlees fault at all..i felt sorry for her..so theres the actual fact of the matter..as for her "trying" to be punk..shes an idividual and proud of it..GO ASHLEE!

by Ebz_elise88 July 20, 2008