A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.
by Eszett March 2, 2004
Get the jak saladmug. Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.
John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"
by Denbritle23 November 6, 2011
Get the sandy saladmug. by Eth@n1012 February 27, 2018
Get the salad shakermug. by Megalog December 10, 2016
Get the The Perfect Saladmug. After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.
My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.
by hello19572000 March 14, 2011
Get the Cobb saladmug. A baseball pitcher that doesn't throw with much velocity, and instead relies on a lot of off-speed/breaking balls. The reference is to the "Salad Shooter" appliance that, despite the action-oriented name, lightly spews out lettuce, carrots and other salad ingredients.
by xxxcubs November 6, 2015
Get the Throws Saladmug. The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.
by Safd183 January 6, 2020
Get the Lumberjack Saladmug.