clusterfuck

someone so stupid they can't do anything right.

She is such a clusterfuck.

by MonayLove October 14, 2003

clusterfuck

When everything that everyone does seems to backfire into one, giant, unfiltered mess. Usually involves Mongolians.

Well, that's one great big Clusterfuck.
Of Mongolians?!?

by maynard j gillis October 10, 2009

clusterfuck

to fuck something up in large quantities or to completely destroy something

U.S. Army clusterfucks Iraq

by Chewythe sk8r May 23, 2009

clusterfuck

When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama.

or

When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything.

Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.

1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck?
2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck.
3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.

by odd333 August 02, 2009

clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.

I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

or

Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!

by dotcom January 18, 2008

clusterfuck

A word I like to use without knowing exactly what it means. Usually I like to say it and make it sound dirty, because it has the word "fuck" in it.

It was quite a clusterfuck when I clusterfucked your mom in her clusterfuck last night.

by Hudong August 25, 2006

chivalry clusterfuck

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

by Lil' Rae February 22, 2014