Help Wanted

Cruising the street for prostitutes

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

by Computer class bandit October 14, 2005

plz help

I'm a survivor stuck in the wilderness SOS

Plz Help!! IM DYING HERE

by CHKNBOB October 30, 2019

helpful douche

someone who is overwhelmingly helpful but comes off as a jackass

-hey guys instead of helping you finish this project am just going to stand in a corner and dictate everything that needs to be done and tell you how bad of a job your doing.
-thanks helpful douche

by lydia5 December 30, 2008

Help Post This

And you get a free cookie.

help post this pls!!!!111!!one!111
I believe in you.
This is my Christmas present.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

summer help

A shitty worker. Only works during the busy season.

Me: Brian doesn't seem to get much done and what he does get done is wrong.

Other person: Yeah he's summer help.

by Slowandlow55 February 22, 2017

pls help

my dad says if i put nigger and somehow get it published in my definition, he'll come back from the gas station after 15 years.

pls help

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Hope this helps

In an email - it means why the fuck are you asking me/fuck off

Jay: did you send that file to me Ryan?
Ryan: yes, 2 weeks ago about 3-4 times. Hope this helps.

by Baybay10 March 29, 2017