I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you

If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you

If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.

You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!

by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023

I forgor

A saying that gay people use in order to express how horny they are.

Hey Billy, are you horny?
I sure am, Fernando.
Ready? On three.
One, two, three,
I forgor!

by GayDaddy69 July 25, 2021

<7.9.6.>.I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Strike Individuals For Eternity, I.<.7.9.7.>

<7.9.6.>.I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Strike Individuals For Eternity, I.<.7.9.7.>

<7.9.6.>.I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Strike Individuals For Eternity, I.<.7.9.7.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

$I$$Y

A Girl Who Has A Expensive Plastic Boob.

DAME DAT GIRL HAS A BIG ASS GIRLFREIND $I$$Y

by xX 44100 Xx April 17, 2021

One Hitta Drums Of The This THat I Missed

One Hitta Drums Of The This THat I Missed

One Hitta Drums Of The This THat I Missed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025