twit waffle 

Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.

President Trump is such a twit waffle!

twit waffle by NunYaBizwhacks May 4, 2017

Chocolate Waffle 

the act of putting the penis through a waffle and into the butt of the partner, afterwards eat the waffle

That girl last night gave me a Chocolate Waffle, the waffle was gross, but the rest was amazing.

Chocolate Waffle by cudycudikins February 23, 2011

juzzy waffle 

a juzzy waffle is a girl who is like a waffle. she lied to a lav(person of round proportion with curly hair)if you are a juzzy waffle you are majorly kool an everyone likes you (apart from a lav) she is very evil and hates a grob(a person with no friends, often swiss) some may think sxc.... *cough*

juzzy waffle- funny person with a bad temper an is very evil

shes soo hot LOL

juzzy waffle by boble loblle June 8, 2004

crotch waffle

an old stinky, used douchebag

I'm going to toss a crotch waffle at your face!

crotch waffle by Evil Sapper January 4, 2008

twat waffle

a waffle is a pastry with more external area that internal... we all know what a twat is....
usually an insult.

"hey can i have some chips?"
"no, you're being a twat waffle"
"...you know... i'm not even mad that you called me that... or that you're not giving me any chips."

twat waffle by malmalx33 December 30, 2009

Wet Waffle

The act of boinking (sexual intercourse) with an ugly Female whose breast resemble the grid like structure of a waffle,In turn preventing ejaculation (skeet)

So you piss on the bitch. . .

Malcolm- Yo i fucked this bitch last night. She had waffle titties
Charles- So did you boink her?
Malcolm- Hell ya, gave that bitch the wet waffle!

Wet Waffle by Skoorbnut March 12, 2008

ROFL-WAFFLE 

A waffle that is so deliciously funny that you say rofl-waffle!

Rofl-Waffle man! Good shit!

ROFL-WAFFLE by TheMoonMan3236 February 8, 2009