the Behrend Ratio

of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches.

"Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!"

"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."

"Fuck."

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that's NOT the business

not cool, not happining

If a dude comes and talks to you and you think he is ugly you tell your friends "that's NOT the business"

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The fact that Belgian's have larger penises than many european nations.

Guy at bar: "Hey babe you know I have the belgian gift?
Girl at bar: "Really, you're coming home with me tonight!"

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One of the greatest shows ever. Too Bad Cartoon Network got rid of it...

Sheep had to avoid General Specific and Private Public in the big city.

Oxymoron ________ with the power of an OX!!!!

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Highly common phrase referring to smoking cannibus.

"Yo, pass the bong, brother."

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A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

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there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa

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