quick rip

Quickly masturbating due to an impending deadline.

MUM: Nathan comes downstairs for dinner!!
ME: Shit I've gotta pull a quick rip

by skrtscottskrtscott June 11, 2018

RIP

Retired In Place: Someone who purposely arrives late, leaves early, takes long lunches, who takes care of personal business and / or surfs the internet all day at work, generally doesn't concern themselves with duties assigned and is waiting out the clock before retirement. For all intents and purposes, they are retired, but still going to work.

"It's hard to get any results from the HR Supervisor, he's been working in for the company for so long he's basically rip!"

by Ozkrite December 20, 2013

Ripped

A person who is sexy and has big MUSCLES

Woah he looks ripped

by TheV2playsindictionary December 31, 2020

Rip Stew

Smoking dabs off a hookers ass!

Yo, how much for a private dance? $100, I'll give you $500 if I can Rip Stew!

by BlastinFoolz June 14, 2019

Rips Shit

A state of something being horrible, horrendous, or something not going to plan.

1. Man, the Fallout 76 launch rips shit.
2. Fuck dude, the Patriots rip shit.

by Cloud Sungay January 22, 2019

ripped

The state of having consumed waaaaay too much alcohol

I went to the Klinic last night and got so ripped, I woke up in the morning in a yard on Mills street covered in my own puke.

by Wisconsin alumni September 11, 2003

ripped test page

When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-

"Damn man!, that ripped test page is going to give you scars from your parents!"

by ripped test page March 12, 2020