Dry waffles

When something or someone is super bland or boring.

"Shit's dry waffles man" "It was totes dry waffles"

by Jerjerad June 28, 2020

spicey dry rub

When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.

Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!

by Bucksack February 4, 2017

Dry

Someone with no personality or social skills who sits in the car after taking a hit of weed pen

Justin is dry as fuck

by B0vic3 October 18, 2020

dry product

A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.

Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."

by jacolantern October 3, 2017

dry

opposite of eun

you are eun! you arent dry. you are wet.

by Jang Jung Eun November 3, 2020

Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks

I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby

by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020

dry ass lying

Straight lying simple.

You straight dry ass lying on me.

by anonymous March 1, 2021