ass load

The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).

The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.

Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.

by J Diddy January 16, 2004

Get ass

to hook up or get action....usually a one time thing.

Do you wanna get ass with debbie....?

She doesn't have feeling for him....she just used him for ass.

by heyhey96 May 5, 2011

ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass

Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009

jerk ass

an insult used as a quick comeback

Terrell:kevins mom is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
kevin:shut up jerk ass

by Terrell February 23, 2005

Ass and Chips

used when saying that something smells bad.

Example: "Damn Chris, your room smells like Ass N' Chips!"

ass and chips butt ass chips bad smell stinky bad odor

by Louda(P$K) July 6, 2009

Deadbeat ass

Someone who is lazy, good for nothing, and has no motivation or career goals. Commonly found mooching off his mama, driving his friends cars while trying to "holla" at girls, and generally keeping up busted behaviors. Avoid at all costs!
Popularized by the '90s song "Scrubs" by the all female band TLC.

Ex1) "umm escue me but i'm just tryin to letchu know..."
"Let me know what?"
"so can i holla?"
"ohhhh h no....i cant get with a deadbeat ass!"

Ex2) "Man.... Jason is so cute. I really like him."
"What? Nothing's worse than a deadbeat ass."

by MobWife May 13, 2009

gamer's ass

When one sits on his computer chair so long, that more of the sitting on the chair will cause extreme pain and itchiness.

gamer's ass is a painful situation.

by 323215 April 27, 2007