Workplace Conflict 

As the name suggests this is conflict within the workplace. These conflicts can be due to people with different personalities that just don’t get on well, or different opinions as to how the work should be done. Managers showing favouritism can cause or exacerbate workplace conflict as can the environment of the workplace itself or the hierarchical structure of the organisation.
Workplace conflict is pernicious and unpleasant and if there is no way that this conflict can be resolved you could be better off working for another organisation.

“Mark and Terry are butting heads over product development again.”
“No surprise there, this place is full of workplace conflict, I’m just glad I’m gone at the end of the month."

Workplace Conflict by AKACroatalin June 2, 2015

workrant

An angry and impassioned tirade about anything that is making you stressed or frustrated about your job.

I hate my boss. He has been driving me insane all day. I need a workrant!

workrant by workrant October 4, 2016

forbidden pre workout 

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

forbidden pre workout by anonymous April 28, 2022

worknesia 

The ability or talent to completely forget about work related projects or topics overnight or weekends. This can also come in handy if an error is made at work.

I have complete worknesia after 5:00 on Friday.... Don't ask me anything work related. I have no idea what you're talking about.. Ask me on Monday.

worknesia by Insomniagirl June 25, 2016

That's how mafia works 

A meme referring to the Mafia City ads were a man says "That's how mafia works." This meme is usually associated with a "lower level object/person" and a "higher level" version level as that.

Susan: "Oh no I'm being robbed!"
Level 5 Gangster: *Scares the mugger away*
Susan: "Oh why thank you!" *kisses Gangster*
Level 5 Gangster: *Turns into Level 35 Boss*
Mafia Boss: "That's how mafia works"

That's how mafia works by I Yoinked Your Girl January 15, 2019

workplace time warp

The phenomenon of losing track of time at work after falling down a compelling conversational rabbit hole with a workmate.

That two-and-a-half hour workplace time warp almost got my ass fired!

workplace time warp by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

Working Boys 

a new musical made by the one and only Henry Hidgens

the musical is about old collage roomates that just want to to back to the old days where they played football together

characters include: Henry, Greg, Steve, stu, mark, Leighton, and Chad

“Working boys, we're up in our ass in shit
What is this business?
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home
To my bo-oys!“

Working Boys by oreo boy ;) February 24, 2019