Land Record

The amount of times that someone has been on the (usually receiving end) of sexual intercourse.
We've only just begun to have sex last night, and he's already trying for a new land record on my bottom.
by Paradoxismminant May 15, 2010
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land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.
damn ! land van tommy le, you the man
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land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.
by zpack November 20, 2021
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Land Yacht

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
by Redemptsion June 02, 2020
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The Slum Land

The Slum Land is an ancient civilisation of people called "Slum-Civilians".
The Slum Land is a majestic luscious landscape made of rubbish.

While The Slum Land may look poor and dirty, that is the cover layer as underneath was a golden city made of cardboard boxes and spit. The Slum Land is ruled by the god-like figure named "The Slum Lord"
I am off to visit The Slum Land for my holiday.
by thelolcitygod1 May 29, 2022
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dervish land

dervish land is the land of the dhulbahante
its dervish land
by readyforthemoon55 August 12, 2020
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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 08, 2022
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