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Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish
Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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land of darkness

"yo look at that dude right there, he ain't black, he's from the land of darkness"
by B.D. Willy October 18, 2008
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Airplane Land

The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.
John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.
by Ganondox January 6, 2023
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps
Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.
by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023
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