Shockenfreude

Humor and amusement derived by a topic that others find horrifying.

John received such a feeling of shockenfreude when he learned about the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's department's public safety bulletin on Pedobear.

by Coriform September 14, 2010

CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY

WHEN PERFORMING THE SHOCKER WHILE THE GIRL IS ON THE RAG, AND HAS DIARRHEA.

MY GIRL WAS NOT INTO IT LAST NIGHT, SO I GAVE HER THE CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY INSTEAD.

by PHIL FONNER August 17, 2008

After-Shocker

The act peformed by a female after receiving "the shocker" from a poor excuse for a male. It can be gesticulated in photos or as a threat by flashing the knee, as that is what will be grounded into said males testicles after he attempts "the shocker", and not lightly either, with an exceeding amount of force.
Aptly named the "After-Shocker" as it is after, and also a shocker of its own.

*Boy gives Girl the Shocker*
Girl : "Oh my God, what did you just do?"
Boy: *Laughing* "Hahahaha, gave you the shocker"
*Girl performs After-Shocker*
Boy: *screaming in agony* "Jeeeezzzzzzzz what the hell was that for?"
Girl: " Being a complete asshole, goodbye"
*Girl exits leaving boy writhing in agony*

by TheJustice123 March 2, 2010

shacklebolt

To claim that one is better than another at some activity; to one-up someone.

"My girlfriend loves it when I give her a massage."
"Psht. I give WAY better massages than you do."
"Man, you just got shacklebolted."

by J3L October 14, 2008

Shack

Term Californians use to “hit the juul” or get a nicotine buzz from the juul

Josh: yo u gotta shack?
Drake: fuck ya
*josh hits juul*
Josh: I’m so shacked right now

by Juulgodshackgod November 13, 2017

The Shocker

Everyone knows what the Shocker is.

Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the pie, one in the eye
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the bowl, one in the hole
Two in the fish, one in the dish

by Tim Towers November 23, 2003

Sheck

The act of checking your anus and undergarment after farting a lot. In essence, it is making sure you did not shart.

The word "sheck" is a combination of the words "shart" and "check".

Jerry has been farting all day; he better go sheck.

Person 1: "Is Jerry taking a piss or a dump? What's taking him so long?!"
Person 2: "Nah man. He is just shecking."

by ownerofhappiness December 7, 2013