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Jizz Muffin

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.
Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!
by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010
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Jizz

All of you stop being PERVERTED... Jizz means: Cool, Fabulous, UNREAL, Great, WOW, Fantastic, Wonderful, Perfect,
"That hat is so Jizzy"
or
"That game was Jizzworthy"
by jazz1287 May 24, 2008
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jizz off

similar to fuck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. Also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the cum at the person you're telling to jizz off
-Your ass looks fat

-Jizz off, asshole
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Prema-Jizz

The semen that comes out when you prematurely ejaculate
The Prema-Jizz got everywhere becuase i wasnt ready
by dickmonger March 4, 2009
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jizza

Jewish pIZZA= JIZZA. its that kosher knock off pizza that tastes like crap but you have to eat if youre getting a slice coke and fries for only $4. Usually found in highly populated jewish neighborhoods such as midwood area on ave j and ocean parkway in brooklyn
mike: what'd you have for lunch today

matt: i was starving so i had to settle for some jizza, you just cant beat the special
by mhornets October 11, 2007
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Jizz sock

When you jizz in your condom after having sex
Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum
by Guy92 March 25, 2010
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Jizz Kissed

To Get Kissed By A Girl After She Gives Oral Sex To Another man and swallows his cum.
Yo Dude U just Got Jizz Kissed.
by Sherfo June 19, 2009
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